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When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.
When three or more mandingo's charge into a woman's anus one at a time. After they charge in and thrust they go to the back of the line and wait for the others to go in so they can do it again
That bitch ended up walking crooked after she got caught it the Afrian Rhino stamped yesterday
Look at those penny stamps tapping people up for money near the cash machines.
The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).
After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!
A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.
Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?
"how strong are your stamps?", "I have to buy some stamps today. see you later!"