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When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face
-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.
When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.
Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.
When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.
Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night
When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!
Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost “
They weren’t ready for the spooky surprise, it was a true shock.
When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.
Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.
When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.
I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.