Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.
I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.
when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.
so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.
When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.
God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!
Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.
Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.
v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement
I would taint rake McCutcheon for parts.
The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.
As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden
n., a person who is rude, a jerk
taint-lick - adj., jerk-like
I can't believe you'd do that; it was a real taint-lick thing to do -or- Dude, you are such a taint lick