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When a woman gives you oral sex and you are about to climax. Just before you ejaculate you give the woman a tap on the shoulder that tells her to stop so you can finish into a cup or the toilet bowl. Usually done if the woman does not enjoy the taste or swallowing ejaculate.
"My man is so nice. I was bobbing for apples and he gave me a courtesy tap before he jizzed in my face."
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'Give A Penny, Take A Penny.'
When you purchase something, and get two cent in change, you put that change in a litle box located on the counter top at the store.
Next customer that comes along is just two cents short for the item they wish to purchase. They are welcome to take the amount of change they need out of the GAP, TAP box.
So each time you donate your pennies to GAP, TAP... you're paying for a stranger's goods.
These GAP, TAP boxes can be found at any store. Most commonly at 7-Eleven, Taco Bell, McDonald's and Rite-Aid.
I went to Taco Bell today to get the 89 cent chicken burrito. I paid with a dollar bill and got two cents back. Since I never feel like carrying change around, I put it in the GAP, TAP box. I stepped out of line to see the next customer take my pennies to match the price of their meal. I walked away with the satisfaction of knowing I helped a complete stranger get the nutrition he needed. A smile slowly crept upon my face.
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When a light graze, flick, or vibration causes severe pain in a man's testicles. The gentle tap is often caused by an accidental encounter with a table corner, turnstile, or passing stranger.
I was trying to get back to my seat by squeezing behind Sally, and I wound up giving myself the gentle tap on my desk.
Jimmy and I were playing Nerf war after the boss left and I gave him the gentle tap with one of my darts.
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The act of firing 3 rounds of a semiautomatic/automatic gun usually to the target's head or heart in very fast succession. This shooting technique is most effective when the target is still. Similar to the "double tap", the triple tap is used to inflict maximum destruction to the target before he/she has time to move or run. Typically used more often when one is in possession of a lower caliber weapon to ensure stopping power. For instance, a .50 desert eagle would not require this technique. (as a single bullet in the arm with a .50 would likely amputate the limb).
Boss: Well Anderson, how did the mission go?
Agent: Great Director, I busted in the place and seen that there was only one terrorist within sight... I wasn't really worried about ammo at that point so I triple tapped that sand nigger right between the eyes and he dropped like rock!! His brains were painted all over the wall boss, it was a hell of a sight!!
Boss: Great job Anderson, keep your performance up and you'll have a raise in no time!! Now go fetch me a coffee, BLACK!!
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Vaginal manipulation, by oneself or a partner.
many woman married to quarter inch killers need to tap the taco after sex to keep the marriage alive; unless they have a halfback option.
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verb: the act of female masturbation
see also: hit the clit
Bekah knew how to tap the gap for her utmost pleasure.
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Tap water is pretty much the same as bottled water, only you'll save a shitload of money and, believe it or not, It's healthier to drink tap water (except in Flint, Michigan) over bottled water
Me:I drank tap water in Flint. Who wanna be in my will?
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