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A test that tells if a girl can be hoyted. Performed by determining if one's arms can be wrapped around the girl and still touch. If one's arms do not touch, the Hoyt Test was a failure.
Would you Hoyt that girl? Nah, she doesn't pass the hoyt test.
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Almost the same as described in definition 1, unless you plan on studying geography in college. Definitely not a test that's as easy as it sounds.
Person 1: "That geography test couldn't have been that hard, could it?"
Person 2: "Seriously, that test was a lot more than knowing capitals and coloring countries in."
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the test a woman does at a clothing store to make sure her boobs dont fall out of her garmet.(commonly used with sticky boobs)
"hey Tina, that tube top is pretty small maybe you should do a jump test to check so your tits wont fall out?"
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This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.
Girl> I had my baby.
Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!
Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
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just a funny phrase to utter; comes from my roommate Kyle; we were talking about whether it was cooler to say "testes" or "testicles", and Kyle voted for testes because you can stick "tasty" in front of testes and it sounds really funny
Ooooh, tasty testes!!
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borrowing a friends car, and then usuing it to perform a jackass style stunt to see how it plays out, and if it would be safe for your car.
Bob: yo can you drive me to the store?
Joe: nah, Johnny took my car for a test drive by the railroad tracks. he said his car is busted.
Bob: i hope you have insurance
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Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.
man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine
man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!
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