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The time of night when the black hole takes over the world and we are transformed into a caniballistic time period.
Run for your lives, it's almost 1:30 o'clock!
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Someone who is family friendly. Someone who’s first game has probably been GTA 5. Someone who doesn’t like fun and just sits in the depths of their own shadows all day and night wondering when the next pizza is going to arrive.
I swear bro, you’re acting like nick eh 30’s boyfriend
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And now you know, that once upon a time in the same house, in the same room, 50 years apart. Clay and George Davidson had once loved each other. :,)
September 9 9:30 am in the morning you know what that means
*unchained melody starts to play*
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What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.
"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"
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Who needs to watch a whole movie nowadays? The first ten minutes give you enough of the story, while the last thirty minutes contain most of the movie's action.
It's the 10/30 method.
I must give credit to Javier for this one.
I watched District 9 using the 10/30 movie watching method. Great movie.
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sucky dicky day heheheeh. suck the homies pickles till they dissolve.
Boy:hey its june 30 best day no cap
Boy 2:time to suck suck sucky hehehehe
National 30 Seconds Hug Week starts on 11 of octomber (friday) and it ends after exactly seven days . In this week , if you hug someone it must be a 30 seconds hug (or even more) .
Tommorow the National 30 Seconds Hug Week starts.