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armless John

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

by mconhero April 8, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

261๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Ritter

an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company

rest in peace john

by Admir DeMondo December 24, 2003

77๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone August 10, 2007

224๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Mcafee

Jesus Christ of the modern era

John Mcafee died for our sins, but his spirit is still running in the background.

by Zeke_Yeager June 23, 2021

25๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tha John

Another name for a vape pen, usually a disposable esco or elf bar.

Fiend 1-"Yo, you got tha John?"

Fiend 2- "Hell ya, wanna tap?"

Fiend 1- "Hell ya."

by Teanboy89 February 12, 2023


John Abruzzi

John Abruzzi is a major mob boss played by Peter Stormare in the show Prison Break. He was sentenced to life in Prison for multiple counts of murder. He escaped from Fox River State Penitentiary with the help of Michael Scofield and several other inmates. After escaping the inmates separated. Michael never gave Fibonacci's location. John, now a man of God went to his wife and kids and planned to go to Sardinia, but still wanted to take revenge on Fibbonacci. When he arrived he realized he was set up and surrounded by FBI agents, refusing to go back to prison he held his cross tight in his hands and said, "I kneel only to god. I don't see him here." He raised his weapon and was gunned down. Peter Stormare wanted to pursue his career in movies so requested his television character be killed off. Besides John being shot multiple times in the chest, it is unknown if he is dead (there is no funeral,or definite representation of his death) In an interview he said Fox had requested he come back as John Abruzzi. But Prison Break was cancelled after season 4 (two seasons after John was gunned down) Many believe he survived the ambush through the use of a bullet proof vest (not proven). John may have been a character in season 5, as well as Michael Scofield. But it is left open to the public, many believing John is deceased. Some proof that could back up Johns survival and return would be through foreshadowing when he leaves the group and says,"who know, mayb we'll meet again"

John Abruzzi survived
He was under the protection of GOD
The wiki says John is dead because he was never shown as a character again in Prison Break

by Prison Breaker August 18, 2013