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A slut who jumps from dick to dick like a monkey jumps to branches.
Damn, that slut monkey gave my WHOLE fuckin' crew AIDS. Shiiieet.
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An Undercover Slut is a guy or girl who seems quite innocent and maybe even a bit prude but is actually a sexual deviant when given the chance to be. Being that the person is generally quiet and reserved about said deviancy, it's quite surprising when they reveal their true colors and you often find yourself very, VERY intrigued and wanting more. Just remember that they are, in fact, undercover, and have to uphold their mild-mannered alter-ego when exposed to the general public, and you must respect that. Also, don't assume that they've hooked up with tons of people- most Undercover Sluts like to reserve their sluttiness as to keep it meaningful and, obviously, undercover.
It's sort of like when the chick in the movie takes off her glasses and pulls her hair down and straddles you and you get the idea.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that chick Gracie?"
Guy 2: "The one who always gets like, really good grades? Yeah, what about her?"
Guy 1: "That party last night, dude... You wouldn't be able to tell, but she is a MAJOR Undercover Slut."
Guy 2: "Oh my god, really? Wow... I never would have guessed it.. That's awesome."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but don't tell anyone man."
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People say they are against "slut shaming" when they are trying to tell us a girl who goes around half naked is just as honorable as a girl who dresses nicely, and that a slut is as good as a girl who only has sex with one guy in her life.
How is having my boobs out not a decent outfit?????
Why does sexual history matter
You think women's choices have value
How dehumanizing
I am the same as a virgin wife
Stop slut shaming, bigots
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A person who will do any sexual deed with anyone, except for penetrative sex.
Last night, Karen gave Joe, Nathan, and Scott blowjobs before letting Amy eat out her pussy. What a chastity slut!
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a slut...... thats the slut of all sluts, hense the pig
i shagged my bloke last nite whilst pokey bum wanking his best mate, oh im such a slut pig
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A church slut is a rare species of the female population that regularly attends church, puts up a perfect facade, fooling all those around her, and in the end, ends up jumping all the dicks in her proximity. While everyone is singing, their eyes happen to travel around the room, looking for the most compatible males. Some of these church sluts plan their outfits a month in advance, making sure that they look borderline holy/down to fuck.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
oh. my. god. becky. look at that girl. she is SoooOOOoOoo flat. kinda reminds me like one of those church sluts!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
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Girls of African/ African American decent that crave for cocks, usually for the Caucasoid type. (Black girls that do not crave crackers are just called sluts.) Usually not of urban culture but the white dominated suburban kind. They will usually allow multiple crackers to fuck and penetrate there loose pussies, they always swallow. They usually become addicted to the white cock and always come back for more. Also referred to as "hit it n' quit it sluts"
Laquisha: Shanaynay did you hear what Aisha did?
Shanaynay: YO what she do?
Laquisha: While visiting that cracka school, she let all those skinny homeboy cracker bitches take turns fucking her in the ass and giving her facials.
Laquisha: Ahhh hell nah.
Shanaynay: Worst part is she decided to go to that college.
Laquisha: Damn dat bitch is a black slut.
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