cracker crazy

When a White person goes ballistic on somebody's ass.

Can also be used to describe a red neck knife fight.

Person 1: Did you like Black Swan?
Person 2: NO! Natalie Portman went cracker crazy on herself!!!!

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cracker fart

The type of fart that kinda stings your ass and makes a clap sound.

<Paris hilton>owwww!!!
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista

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cracker barrel

A barrel full of crackers
A Chain of resturaunts full of crackers

lets throw this cracka barrel overboard

damn these old crackas eatin at the fuckin cracker barrel

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Saltine Cracker

A white person that is very salty, or mad.

"1V1 ME BRO!!! 1V1 ME!! ILL WRECK YOU!!"
"Shut up you saltine cracker"
*distant screeching*

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cracker monkey

When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.

Dude, is that guy going crazy?

No, his doing the cracker monkey.

Wow, hes got alot of girls.

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mad cracker

british slang for some one who is insane

man that nigel is one mad cracker!

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cracker spout

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

seal the cracker spout, or it's curtains!

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