Evan Phillips

Famous lanky cunt from Bridgend, Who lives in a flat and vapes his heart out down cafe at lunch time. Bully’s year 7’s whilst drinking his Pepsi max cherry.

If you find an “Evan Phillips” RUNNN!!!!

Lewis : Bro he looks like Evan Phillips

Cai : Fuck, it is. RUNNNNNN!!!!

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Evan Fost

An idiot that when you ask to use his stuff, he’ll say no and expect you not to ask why. And his excuse is that he doesn’t want you using it. He is the type of person to do something just to annoy you and he knows that it annoys you so so he does it more

Evan Fost was standing there staring at me and got mad at me when I asked him to leave.

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Opal and evan

True love most people won't ever get the type these 2 have. They have a strong but Rocky connection they can talk for hours at a time.

Girl: did you hear about opal and evan?
Other girl: omg ya I heard they are dating

Girl : ya they are!

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Kaden Evans

Has no friends

Yo look at Fionn. He is a real Kaden Evans

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ethen evans

my friend's crush that literally sucks so bad like bro shut up nobody cares

ethen evans did your mom

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Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."

Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake

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Evans Opinion

When you have an opinion but its wrong. Also applies to some Mexicans, particularly ones named Enrique.

Evan: "Hitler wasn't even that bad of a guy"

Everyone: "Typical Evans opinion"

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