Hog On The Rocks

Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.

I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks

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sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

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Blog Hog

Where a poster hogs someones blog with repeated and continuous posts.

blahblahblahblahblahblahblah
posted by Blog Hog @ 3:15pm

blahblahblahblahblah
posted by Blog Hog @ 3:17pm

blahblahblahblah

Ps: blahblahblah
posted by Blog Hog @ 3:18pm

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hog chow

A person who passes you on the highway going at least 20 mph over the speed limit, thereby nearly ensuring that any cops ahead of you will be well occupied by the time you get there.

Passenger: Aren't you worried about getting a ticket? You have the cruise set on 80! Driver: No sweat! Didn't you see that hog chow pass us doing 90 a mile back?

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snow hog

Group of questionable people who endure extreme cold and harsh conditions for thier own gratification.

They say, extreme hardships can make a snow hog live forever.

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Hog And Water

Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.

Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.

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Boss Hog

A sigma of all sigmas

yea, i guess you could say im the boss hog.

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