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The biggest Primeape in the jungle
Wow that monkey is so big!
It must be a Jamie
Jamie is a fucking unit who powers over everyone. He the best fucking hurling goalie that stepped foot in Clara and the best footballer in ballycumber he’s a fucking unit who would kick the shite out of any man(conal)
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An amazing friend who is absolutely hilarious and can’t help but make everyone around him happy. The sunshine on a rainy day. He is kind and sweet and cares about the world. Jamie cooks the best food in the world. He has great hair and is extremely handsome.
Jamie told me a hilarious joke today.
This food is so good, must have been made by Jamie!
Look there’s Jamie, he’s so handsome!!
A girl who makes a dream catcher as a gift out of her old lingerie
Did you see Jamie? She’s stealing lingerie from the neighbors.
Jamie is literally a boss. A boss baby, that is. As a boss baby, Jamie(s) are skilled at delegating tasks so you will most likely see him in a leadership position.
On his time off of being a boss baby, Jamie(s) are referred to as “the child” aka baby yoda for his uncanny resemblance of cuteness and occasional wholesomeness.
Jamie(s) tend to be strongly opinionated and always five seconds away from starting political debates. But when Jamie(s) are wrong, they concede and can be logical.
All in all, Jamie(s) are also old souls, compassionate listeners, and refined gentlemen. Because of this and their unique quirks, they make great boyfriends!
They also suck at chess but hey, at least they are trying! 😊
Me: This guy I’m dating (Jamie) made me a personalized spotify playlist to give me his phone number!
*shows picture of Jamie to a friend*
Friend: That’s baby yoda! *cue mandalorian song*