joe pera

One of the sweetest guys on the planet who talks on TV for a living. And when he talks to you, you listen because listening to him soothes your mind. He has a show on adult swim called Joe Pera Talks with You where he rambles on about the little things in life in the most beautiful way. Great way to unwind I would say.

A: I just met Joe Pera at the supermarket. We bought some bananas together and talked about lighthouses
B: Daamn. I wish I was there. I could use a little bit of his positivity in my life

Joe Isham

Gettin' Yo Bronze On

Man that guy has been Joe Ishaming all sunday!

joe strummer

The Fact that I am the first person to write a definition for Joe Strummer is crying shame. Frontman of the greatest punk band ever to play, The Clash, and later the lead singer of Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros, Joe Strummer, while widely regarded all over the world is still amazingly underrated. More influentual than John Lennon or any other musician, Joe Strummer is quite simply "God."

-Who are the Clash?
-The Clash are the greatest punk group of all time.
-Who is Joe Strummer?
-The second coming.

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Hobo joe

A hobo mainly founded by portion road. Was found by Nicolas disipalus in the school of sagamore. Hobo Joe is thought to be sexy so a bunch of teens go on hunts to find the glorious human

Nicky: I just saw hobo Joe while coming to school and he touched my booty
Fabrice: damn I'd like to see this sexy man

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joe brown

a caucasian male with an african american size penis

I was at the bar and met this white guy took him home and he had a joe brown. I kept him.

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Joe Mama

someone who just wants a normal fucking life but everyone is making it so hard

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Joe.
Person 1: Joe who?
Person 2: Joe Mama.
Person 1: Wow, that's so fucking funny. Get out of my sight, bitch.
Person 2: But that's my name.
Person 1: Liar.
Person 2: :(

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Grandpa Joeing

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.

I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd

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