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To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.
"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."
fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend
Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about
When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.
It is when someone in the backseat of a Honda Civic riding around town giving hand-jobs to one guy on each side at the same time
She offered us a Cincinnati ski trip on our drive down to North Carolina, all through the smokies
When someone uses cocaine and it has a negative outcome. Either it ends in them causing irrevocable damage or OD'ing.
Ex 1: Kathy had a skiing accident last night and lit her mom's BMW on fire with the 24-hour cult she started.
Ex 2: Did you hear what happened to Nick last night? He hit the slopes too hard and had a skiing accident. RIP.