Blue Unicorn

The spread of blue balls to the schlong starting at the base and moving slowly towards the tip.

"how was that girl last night?"
"it was good, but she left me with a blue unicorn"

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Unicorn Kisses

When you give ,said "unicorn" kisses on arm or head showing love and affection not just lust.

I like unicorn kisses on my birthday.

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Unicorn Mercury

The light-green oil thats on the foil or wrapper of a weed brownie.

The liquid is what sustains and breeds new life.

Yo I just drank the Unicorn Mercury
Sir, you will be living likea god soon

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reverse unicorn

When someone shoves a foreign object into their ass, gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air, then runs around while screaming.

Bro, did you see that chick last night? She pulled a pretty mean reverse unicorn.

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Unicorn Fart

Putting a mixture of air and glitter up a strippers bum hole, only to see her fart it out.

The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".

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sexual unicorn

When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.

((:)=====D0

Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.

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unicorn piss

Hot tea; the secret to youth. It's how the Chinese live so long.

Person 1: Hey, is that tea you're drinking?
Person 2: Nah, it's unicorn piss.

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