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When someone gets trapped in a corner or against a wall in a fighting game and they can do nothing but take it and be manhandled, they've been given a whore's bath.
There was no way I was going to let him use Marduk to back me in the corner and give me a whore's bath.
Damn, man! You just let him give you a whore's bath!
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The act of cutting a fart in a hot shower while some else is in the bathroom. Allowing the hot steam to magnify the stench.
Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.
I was brushing my teeth this morning and my wife gave me a Dutch Steam Bath; it smelled like death
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When one person gargles the urine of their sexual partner, then dispenses foamy urine into the anus of the other partner
"Hey Gideon, are you hydrated? Ive had a hard day, Andrea needs you to give me a golden bubble bath!"
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it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.
Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.
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There is two versions of the Arabian Tongue Bath, both end the same way.
Version 1: During a {rusty trombone}, you accidently, (or not) you shart in your significant others face, they in turn proceed to clean your anus and crack, thus turning a {rusty trombone} into an Arabian Tongue Bath.
Version 2: Similar to above only started by a {cleveland steamer} (or the {cleveland steamroller} if your the messy type)
Example 1: KJ: Yo Berry, I should not have had that burrito yesterday, my girl was givin me a rusty trombone and I sharted on her.
Berry: Damn, whatd she do?
KJ: That dirty bitch turned it in to an Arabian Tongue Bath
Berry: Yeah!!!
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It's when you go to a shady strip club in downtown Indianapolis and while you're getting a lap dance the stripper has diarrhea all over your lap. Bonus points if you have to explain to your wife/girlfriend why you have brownie batter all over your clothes.
man me and john went to the strip club last night you'll never guess what he had happen to him.
oh man did get an Indiana Mud Bath?
yep sure did stank-ass poo everywhere, his shirt, jeans and shoes were destroyed.
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First referenced on the Steve Dahl/Gary Meier show on WLS in Chicago in the 1980s, it refers to one or more people bathing an individual using only their (human) tongues as the washing/cleansing agent. Hence the name.
"Pardon me, but I must be going; my manservant David has arrived to give me my weekly Japanese tongue bath."
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