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A horrible "band" made of three gay loser brothers. The older ones a show off and an attention hog, the youngest one expects everyone to feel sorry for him because he has diabetes, and the middle one is flaming fudge packer like his older brother. This fake band has to wear purity rings to let all their preppy 10 year old fans that sex is bad. What a fuckin load of bullshit!!!!!!!
Jonas Brothers kevin jonas nick jonas joe jonasgay gayly dressed fudge packer butt buddy
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Another new boy-band that is liked by tween girls who use lots of smileys when they write something. Their lead singer, Joe Jonas, basically just whispers and yells and it is counted as singing. If you have friends who like this band, be worried. Try to make them listen to real music so that they realize what crap the Jonas Brothers are.
Girl: omg i freaking love the Jonas Brothers, like, omg you have no idea.
Girl 2: stfu and listen to some real music
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The gayest bad in human history. A group of fags who dont have any friends, and must instead hang out with their own brothers. All are extremely ugly and untalented, only Miley Cyrus is slutty enough to date one of them.
Person #1: Hey, I just googled the word "gay", so why did the Jonas Brothers come up for all the results?
Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals
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a rock group, in the USA that shames music. Three brothers (Nick, Joe, and Kevin) playing in a band. Most girls who have bad taste and are tone-deaf listen to theses so called, ''the next Beatles''
even though they are nothing like The Beatles since The Beatles can at least hold a note and went international.
Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers
ummm yeahh the Jonas brothers have no voice, how did they ever get popular?
people have bad taste in music
ohhhhhhhhhh
THE JONAS BROTHERS
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They are a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's
Who made their debute on disney channel.
Girl 1:OmiGAWD the Jonas Brothers are so HOT!
Girl 2: What are you smokin? They be a bunch of quir lookin mo fo's
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The half brother of your half brother or half sister. NO, not YOU or YOUR brother!
MIKE: Hey Honey, this is my bridge brother Alex.
HONEY: Your "bridge brother"? What, do you play bridge together?
MIKE: No. You remember my half brother, Steve?
HONEY: Yes.
MIKE: Well, Alex is Steve's half brother on his Mom's side of the family. So Alex and I are not "blood" brothers, so to speak, we're just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.
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3 guys who everyone loves cos they think they are hot. Even though they are a bit crap and pointless, I never had anything against them personally. That is until they started ripping off my favourite songs. One of their most disgraceful covers, "One for the radio" is actually by an amazing band called McFly. However, the Jonas Brothers were very sneaky about this. They knew that not that many people knew McFly or OFTR in America, so they decided to cover the song and now everyone thinks it their song cos they don't know the real version. They are apparently fans of McFly, so they shouldnt have done this to them. It was awful. Not only does it not have the "better than an explosion" type sound that is associated with the real band, but nothing about it relates to the JB's. First of all, it was written about being a pop band that people pretend to hate but secretly love, and they are saying that they don't care whether people like them or not. Does this sound like the Jonas Brothers to you? No. Of course they care what people think, they are marketed pretty much only through their looks, and are obsessed with their image. That isnt not caring, so it is hypocritical to sing a song saying that they don't care when they clearly do. Second of all, the "we don't care" backing vocals don't even sound Australian. They are meant to be, because the real song recorded the backing vocals from Australian fans. Still, don't hate the song itself. It is actually a really awesome song, but they ripped it off and destroyed it. And now everyone thinks its by JB when they are obviously not capable of writing such an amazing song. This goes for any others that they have ruined. They must be stopped. Other than that, I don't really care much either way about their music. Whatever. Its not like theyre famous for their music as much as their looks anyway so who cares?
Clueless person: OMG, have you heard their amazing song, One for the radio? The Jonas Brothers are such good songwriters!
Person with brains/ears: Um...no they arent. It's not even their song. They wish it was. Go and listen to the original...its 9,9999999999999 times better!
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