Big Eats

What you call the vag of a lesbian who:

a) has been around
b) is fat
or
c) all of the above

My ex's new gf has big eats.

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Parrot eating

Parrot eating occurs after murdering someone... it is a term from the pagemaster It refers to the contex "Kill him and eat his parrot," if you add this onto the end of a threat it becomes either more servere or more jokingly.

"Lets kill him and eat his parrot!" says one pirate to another as he stabs the man in question through the chest.

"OHHH Dani is gonna kill you, she is gonna kill you and eat your parrot!" says Julia to Maddie after hearing Maddie tell Kathleen Dani's secret.

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Eat the meat

Term used for an act of oral sex performed on a male.

Sam was delighted to find our his girlfriend had a penis. He was finally able to eat the meat.

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eat the biscut

like a jerk circle, but with a buiscut, cookie, doughnut, ect. in the middle. the object is not to be the last one to hit the object with your jiz or you have to eat the object.

"damn i feel so sorry for ted, he lost twice in a row"

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beat and eat

The act of jerking off and eating your cum.

I just watched some hot porn and did a beat and eat.

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eating out

when you you suck and lick and taste a girls pussy

Kate is so good at eating out. me and her last night licked each other all night

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eating out

eating out is when a guy (in my case a girl) licks and sucks out the cunt in a girl. it is very fun and exciting. the key is to make your girlfriend happy with pleasure. try fingering her with however many fingers she can take. also rub the tip of her pussy to make her scream with pleasure. if she has a lack of cunt to come out then you might not be giving her what she desires.

sorry, i cant come, im gonna be eating out dana later on tonite.

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