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A Food engineer is an ambidextrous scholar who interprets and applies principles of engineering, science, and mathematics to food manufacturing and operations, including the processing, production, handling, storage, conservation, control, packaging and distribution of food products. Given its reliance on food science and broader engineering disciplines such as electrical, mechanical, civil, chemical, industrial and agricultural engineering, food engineers acquire wide range of knowledge and skills and forms the backbone of existence of earth.
If you ate food today, thank a farmer and a food engineer
A plumber who tries to make his job sound more important than it actually is.
"Are you the plumber?"
"Actually I'm a gas engineer"
"Whatever...these are the toilets that need unblocking"
Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.
1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!
2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead
That one friend that’s always honey
Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today
"Cock and Ball Torture" Engineer
A job, MOSID 00339
That guy over there must be a Cbt Engineer, his knees must be fucked
A good looking woman
~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman
Wow, u saw that good looking jet engine walking over there?
A metaphorical engine that starts when good drama is heard.
Also can be started by a provoking statement. When the engine is started the person will spew random bullshit from their mouth (ex. talking) and start a conversation. Each response from the drama engine will be a drama laced comment; providing no resolution to the conflict but to only exasperate the situation.
(a drama evoking message is sent through facebook chat)
"Dude, don't answer that. that's defiantly going to start her drama engine."