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When the poo has hit the fan in one’s life.
I’m not jammed up. Scammy spent all my money, the sober living was gross so I left, I’m essentially homeless, I don’t have any of my shit because I’m too nervous to be around all the drama associated with getting it consolidated into one area, and all I wanna do is get high but can’t because I’m facing 131 years in prison at the moment.
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Jam Hands (aka: J H) can be defined as one who cannot avoid keeping their hands free of the most undesirable sticky messes one could possibly accumulate on their hands. Some examples of this are: JAM, chocolate ... anything food related really, also many unmentionables such as their own expectorant. Sometimes they can go days without knowing this and actually amass more of a Jam Hands situation which can spread to other body parts, clothing (pudding shirt) and namely on top of their already jammy hands: this is known as Jam Hands Hoarding.
However, Jam Hands are known for their sharing. They like to mark their territory and think this is amazing, a gesture of unity. However, it is disgusting. Once you have observed a jam hands you will be quick to notice smears or other texturized traces that the Jam Hands leaves behind. You will learn the definition of repulsed.
Friends or observant people who are well aware of when a Jam Hands is in the room, tend to keep a 30 feet minimum distance from the Jam Hands at large and are quick to use public/personal hand sanitizer if available when an accidental/forced encounter with the jam hands or a certain surface that the Jam Hands has touched, has occurred.
"Daniel, keep your filthy jam hands away from me... oh gross it's in your hair now!"
Example: the kid from your third grade class, that smelt musky, who wore the same shirt every day for 2 weeks, that had 20 different types of chocolate stains on it, and would eat popsicles and the popsicle would melt onto his hands and then fabric fuzz would get stuck to the popsicle mess on his hands, and then he'd have yesterdays gravy on his face and it would be french kiss friday and people would dare you to kiss him and you would slightly vomit at the thought of it in your mouth, and the teacher would dump his desk on clean up monday and grilled cheese sandwiches from 2 months ago would fall out. Jam hands + Jam hands hoarding.
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Slang. extreme nervousness; jitters.
Slang. delirium tremens.
by George, they give me the jim-jams and the fan-tods and caked up what brains I had, and turned them solid ...
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Particularly hard wank, usually done to relieve serious stress.
The missus was doing my nut in last night so I locked myself in the garage for a quick anger jam
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Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.
"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"
"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"
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A pairing session between a product designer and an engineer where design tweaks are made in real-time. Happens frequently at Kickstarter.
Jimmy and Kilian had a Jimmy Jam on the new landing pages before they went out on Friday.
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1. A serf or indentured servant, of any race, ethnicity, sex, or creed.
2. An individual in a lesser social class than you.
1. Jim Jams have become increasingly less popular since 1865.
2. HA, look at the Jim Jams over in the corner of the lunchroom!
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