Fortnite Battle Royale

A popular game that's fanbase get's attacked by people who are 27 and still can't get a fucking job or get laid.

Did you hear that dweeb Johnny hated on someone for playing Fortnite Battle Royale? Yeah, what a fucking loser.

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Kansas City Royals

1. (Adj) The art of playing baseball while acting like a complete douche bag. Often shortened and used as "acting like a Royal."
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.

6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt

1. You play softball like a Kansas City Royal.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.

4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.

5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.

6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.

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Venice’s Royal Toast

Stuff your partner’s pussy with grated breast milk cheese on her period and wait for it to melt. After you cum in your partner’s pussy finger her and barely swirl the bodily sauce around to leave streaks of red. Let the mixture drip out and scoop some up on toasted Italian bread and garnish with parsley. You both then eat the toast without swallowing from opposite ends until your mouths meet and you spit the mixture into your partners mouth and consume.

1: Oh it was so romantic! Mason made me Venice’s Royal Toast, never have I ever felt so attracted to a man before!

2: Last night I had Venice’s Royal Toast, my girl went all out on this one.

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Fortnite battle royal

A overrated shitty free games every single fucking year 7 goes on about. They also say “I stole my mums credit card” to look all big. The new pick up line when the year 7’s go on a date is “are you my parents credit card, because I’m gonna steal you from them” LIKE NO CALM DOWN JOHNNY

Nitty boy 1-hey Alex wanna play fortnite battle royal after school today we can do duos”
Nitty boy 2-sure I’m going to steal my mums credit card and by V-bux

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Fortnite: Battle Royale

A video game when you experience gay anal sex and get fucked by sweats

Fortnite: Battle Royale:
Guy 1: "I've been clapped by sweats. They should have brought condoms."
Guy 2: "wtf are you talking about this is a kid's game. "
"Did you look at the urban dictionary to find what this game is about??"

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Eggs and bacon royal

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.

She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.

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Fortnite battle royal

A game that will ether make you break your controller or keyboard because for some reason your friends get 92737473783 wins a day and you can’t get a single one and you have had the game ever since it came out

I suck at fortnite battle royal

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