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When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
When you eliminate half the fortnite lobby before the match even starts.
Bruh he just went Sean Miller Mode on those kids.
An idiot who can piss you off and get whatever he wants he's a bitch to u and won't leave you a lone with the huh challeneg
Oh god it's a Sean dyer in its natural habitat
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When someone rubs their fist between their butt cheeks, and then punches someone in the face.
"He was talking shit, so I gave him a Dirty Sean Penn to the mouth"
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A form of bitch slap performed on a person (usually a women) to keep them in line and let them know who's in charge.
"my women was giving me shit last night so i gave her a sean connery slap"
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Drunk House Sean: This mythical being is known for his relentless pursuit of good times, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and an occasional puff of the sacred herb. With a charismatic personality and an infectious energy, Drunk House Sean is the life of the party, captivating all with his outlandish dance moves and hilarious antics.
If you happen to encounter this rare species in your urban jungle, embrace the chaos and revel in the madness. Just remember, when in the presence of Drunk House Sean, be prepared for an unforgettable night and a hangover that will leave you questioning your life choices.
"Last night at the party, Drunk House Sean stumbled around, mistaking the kitchen for the bathroom and trying to have a conversation with a potted plant. He was the perfect embodiment of a 'drunk house Sean' – a hilarious combination of a drunk idiot, a perpetual stoner, and someone with the attention span of a goldfish!"
Self-Made Sean is the sexiest mf ever seen on planet earth. He has sexy takes and will steal your bitch if you let him get too close
Me OMG IS THAT SELF-MADE SEAN
Erik YEAH BRO HES SO CUTE😍