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One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.
"Wow, is that Jake the Snake? What a good looking man...maybe he'll have my children."
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To tease a guy into having an erection. To talk sexy with a guy or in a way to give him a boner, generally without touching.
She whispered sweet nothings in his each and was such a snake charmer.
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Snake on a Plane is a piece of high quality hash that has been worked into a long skinny length and then rolled inside a fat joint.
I smoked a snake on a plane by myself and I was still flying when I woke up the next morning.
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a tapered pungent wind, dispelled from a reptillious sphincter or constricted hole, often resulting in a high pitched wailing compared to that of the windypoping dog farts.
was that a dog whistle i hear, or a snake fart??
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Another Way Of Saying Cool, Rad, Sick etc... But This Way Sounds So Much Better And Can Be Used In A Wide Variety Of Situations!
Hey Tony What You Think Of My Bike?
Oh Man Thats 'Mad Snake' Where'd Ya Get It!!
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During intercourse, at moment of male climax, you do not "pull out" in time thus causing ejaculation inside the female. Your only option is to quickly suck the ejaculant out like you would the venom from a snake bite. If not done in quick enough time your ejaculant may as well be venom because at that moment your life is over.
"Last night I didn't pull out in time. I had to act fast and suck out the snake venom. "
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a boa ingests 4 blind mice and a 4.2 lb. chicken and produces a whole lot of snake shit ( usually stinks)
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