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Refers to a now-infamous email prank about spiders hiding under toilet seats, waiting to bite and kill you.
Beware the "Arachnius gleuteus," or butt spider!
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when you nut and the cut hangs from your dick like a web
I love that i had spider dick last night
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A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina.
Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night!
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See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.
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a term used to describe very small boobs.
That girl doesn't have boobs...she's got spiderbites!
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The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.
I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.
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Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.
Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.
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