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When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.
"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"
A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.
I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.
When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.
Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.
Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.
When an individual has a body the antithesis of what you were expecting.
Gilbret may seem really geeky, but he has an amazing surprise body! Washboard abs and everything
When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.
Gave her the good old Kidney Surprise
When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.
I gave her the good old Kidney Surprise