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She bought a yank tank to take the children to school. It handles like a boat and looks like it was designed by a 7 year old.
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adj. used in refferance to a chick's ass, communicating that the ass is both round and firm and though it may appear to be large, in porportion to the rest of her body it looks damn fine.
"That chick has a tank ass!"
"Which one?"
"That one there with two strange bulldogs pawing at one another in the back of her jeans."
"Oh!... That's a tank ass..."
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Poo Tank can be either a bladder or anus
"damn it my Poo Tank is full"
"be right back I just got to go empty my Poo Tank"
"whos up for a dip in my Poo Tank"
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The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.
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A time either be in real life or videogame when there is over a total of 5 tanks attacking you.
Soldier 1: "God damn it look at all these tanks coming in were screwed!"
Soldier 2: "Yea we're getting Ridicula-Tanked"
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From Doonesbury cartoon (Gary Trudeau, 1/28/07): "It's like a think tank, only without the doubt."
George W. Bush listens only to belief tanks.
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British slang used to describe large, ugly, poorly-manufactured american cars. In europe american cars are seen as a kind of joke for people with small penises.
Yank tanks like caddilacs are heavy on fuel, ugly as fuck, and with the 0-60 of a three-legged donky named Daisy.
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