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The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.
General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks
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jimbo rammed his fleshy man tube into jane's hairy asshole
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A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
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Something a person does that if it were on camera definitely would make a great clip to post on U tube. A funny or cool act that everyone witnessing wishes they had on video.
Jim was showing off by sticking his hand in the snake cage. You should have seen his face when the snake bit him! That was a serious U tube moment!
Bob was riding his bike on the sidewalk down town. He turned to look a a hot chick and ran right into a telephone pole. That was a major U tube moment!
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Pertaining to the action of inserting ones penis into a banking vacuum tube which gives a sensation of a close encounter of the third kind.
Man: "Did you go to the bank today?"
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."
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When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.
Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!
Used to describe an action that is amazing on one hand and terrible on another. Mostly used in E-SPORTS.
Person 1: YO! Did you see that Caustic main take out 3 squads with just a P2020?
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.