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DADDY DILF REPOST IF U LOVE DADDY IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6969696 DADDY IAN ATE ALVIN AND TOOK HIS VIRGINITY. THEODORE IS HIS SLAVE AND SIMON DOES HIS TAXES FOR HIS DRUG LAB FACTORY SHOP. BRITNEY IS HIS SEX SLAVE, JANNET IS GAY AND ELEANORE HAS TURNED INTO DADDY IAN'S FAVOURITE PAIR OF SLIPPERS
DADDY IAN CAN HAVE MY KIDS UNCLE IAN
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To be sweet and caring. To offer advice as if you are the only one who knows what you need to hear. To help someone with their problems. If you are truly uncle jess'in it then when someone does something to you or someone you know, you don't tell. To be cool while doing all this.
I have been Uncle Jesse'in it with everyone in my family today. My sister broke my TV but since she is going to replace it I don't see a reason for anyone to know.
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A derogatory name for an African American who is simply more intelligent than other African Americans. One that does not contribute to the hive mind and racist culture of his peers.
Maurice an Uncle Tom cause he know how to read crime statistics
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What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy.
Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form.
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Noun: An older avuncular cadge that enjoys sponging off of relatives. Often shows up during meal time with the sole intent to mooch a free meal. Oblivious to the fact that his presence in one's household is an imposition to everyone else.
I would have had plenty of food left over for lunch tomorrow save for the fact that Uncle Swine showed up unannounced and ate with us.
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Worst then the dad-zone, but better then dirt.
Bro 1: dude bro, I heard Alejandro got uncle zoned by Emma.
Bro 2: dude that fucking sucks.
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A name for a child molester - Uncle Vester child molester
Someone who dates extremely young girls will be called Uncle Vester
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