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Super Hot Boyfriend: “Whatchu doing baby?”
Vanessa “Nothing”
Nothing is when your either actually doing something, or was able to bend logic and do actually nothing. If your doing nothing, are you technically breathing, sitting down, eating?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
But you're breathing.
Not Anymore!
Oh, ok- wait, what, no!
Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.
“Hey Sarah, do you want to hang out?”
“…”
“Oh yeahhhh it’s National Nothing Day. I forgot.”
a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
literally means you’re nothing like them all. you built different.
“yo could you pass me the sal—“
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”
“i love your new shir—!”
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”
*backflip*
“i’m nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭