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Guy: Dude, look, that bitch has nice tits.
Guy 2: More like tit-tanics.
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where a woman who to apologise to her friends who happen to be men or any other men shows her tits.
man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.
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The proper response to any female poster
Prima: Hey guys! Am I hot?
Secunda: Tits or GTFO
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A sarcastic phrase used to express one feelings of flippancy. Similar to the phrase ‘Too Bad’
Man comes into shop
Shopkeeper: I'm just about to go on my lunch break, I'll get Margret to serve you. MARGRET, MARGRET....slight pause
Margret: ....YEES!
Shopkeeper: shouting upstairesCan you come down and serve this gentleman please?
Margret: after a moment of awkwardness...I haven't got any arms or legs!
Shopkeeper: Aww...that's tough tits int' it.
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1.n. in reference to the chest region of a woman, "Tits Almighty" is a size of equal or greater value to DD bra size.
2.n. big ass tits
"Hey, did you see the new girl today?"
"Who, Tits Almighty?"
"Yeah, her"
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The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.
-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
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A girl who has huge tits, only because she's fat and eats to much.
That chick's tits aren't hot... she has calorie tits!
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