Fermunda Cheese

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.

Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.

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scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.

"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"

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scream cheese

The creamy residue that is left on your penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was done fucking my girl, and when I pulled out there was scream cheese all over my wang. I cried like a little girl, thinking I was going through the 4th stage of syphillis. It turned out that my girl forgot to mention she had a yeast infection.

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Toe Cheese

The debris collected in the corners of the great toe's nail. encapsulated between the nail and skin, this navy blue, pasty, and often damp bi-product smells rediculously pungent.

"Perhaps I'll put some toe cheese on a Ritz. Everything tastes better on a Ritz."

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cheese monger

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.

I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.

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lung cheese

noun- slang term describing excessive mucus production, sputum or phlegm typical of lower respiratory infections (e.g. bronchitis)

"Damn I've been coughing up lung cheese for a week since I smoked that stress!"

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Cheese Fry

Something that is outrageously awesome.

That 55" LED TV is cheese fry

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