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When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.
Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef
a handjob.
Guy: hey mommy, when you gonna start shakin’ the soda bottle?😏😩
Girl: um…what?
Guy: yes. ;))
When you're smoking weed with your friends out of a bong and you walk away and someone says "hey you forgot your bottle", and you think he's talking about the bong but it's actually a bottle of soda
"Man that was some good weed, let's go to the minute market for some monster dubs"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
"Oh damn, talk about forgetting your bottle"
Baby Bottle Pop is when you have sex with a female every night and ejaculate inside of her so that the new babies cancel out the babies from the night before.
I accidentally forgot to pull out yesterday, so now I have to use the Baby Bottle Pop method.
The funni apple juice that is contained in a bottle
that mom and dad say it's too delicious to drink so they hide it under the sink to have it all for them self
Dad and mom in an argument
Dad: you can't spend 100 dollars on makeup
Mom: and you can't spend 200 dollars pc parts
Little timmy: mommy, dad, i drank the funni juice
from under he sink, can you get me more?
Mom: omg he drank from the sink cleaner bottle!
Dad: get him to the er now!
Little timmy: dies
Derivative of "without a care in the world."
The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.
A word that represents ANYTHING in a sentence.
JERRED: Hey Brandon, what's that you got there?
BRANDON: Oh, it's a bottle aut cini.
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