Credit Carded

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.

Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!

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card shop

one who is also known as a karsten, or dorkadillo. Partakes in dungeons and dragons behavior.

Sweep the leg Johnny? He and Dirt Nap play MTG at the comic store every friday night.. Total Card shop

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Flynn Card

The one card thats worse then a bitch card or losing your man card you only have 3 and if you lose all of them you are officially a failure at life.

"Dude i dont wanna fight him he'll whip my ass!" "So your gonna pull one of your flynn cards right now?" "Damn it now i gotta do it i only have two left"

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Bridge Card

Food assistance for Michigan lower income. The Bridge Card is issued by S.N.A.P - formally the Food Stamp Program to purchase foods and for cash assistance.

I went to BridgeCard.com to get a Bridge card for food assistance and then went to MyBridgeCard.com once I had my Bridge Card.

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reward card

a fictional object, generally used to suggest that someone is sucking up in search of some kind of material gain or reward. best said in a sarcastic tone to show that you are unimpressed with the persons actions.

"can you say, reward card?"

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Verbal Card

A way of giving someone a birthday card without actually giving them a card. Verbal Cards are recited orally and are usually made up on the spot, but can be planned out in advance. They are better than normal cards for many reasons mainly that they can be personalized. The only downfalls to a Verbal Card is that you can't put money in them, and don't have any funny pictures. They can however include singing.

Tom- Here's your present Sara!!
Sara- um thanks, is there a card?
Tom- VERBAL CARD!!!

"Happy Birthday Sara!
I Hope You Have A Great Day!"

Sara- Oh Tom! You shouldnt have!
Tom- Anything for you my love!

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joker's card

A penis.

It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.

So, this bitch was suckin' my dick, right? All the sudden, she started gaggin'. I guess somebody choked on a joker's card!

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