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A girthy cock with a bulbous head.
He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.
When a guys dick slips out of the hole in his boxers, most often when not wearing pants
Dave had a meat slip walking by me the other day, I saw all 3 inches
When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.
1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard
2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?
1:...yup
A euphemism for a blow job or head
Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night
Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.
a couple at a mexican restaurant:
person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.
person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.
person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...
The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.
"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."
Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.
This cold weather gives me meat points.
She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.