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The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.
Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.
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the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell
damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell
her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell
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We luv the raunchy turtle it rules you cant get better
Me, Alex and marrisa doing the raunchy turtle ! Carribean 2008 awesome
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Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.
O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.
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When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.
A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
When you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course
Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!
The art of loosing a golf ball, in a water hazard, while playing for money and miraculously finding it when no one is looking.
No fucking way he got a par!!
He straight Turtle golf’d It!