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Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 11, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtle shell

the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell

damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell

her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell

by ashleyshubes May 2, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


raunchy turtle

We luv the raunchy turtle it rules you cant get better

Me, Alex and marrisa doing the raunchy turtle ! Carribean 2008 awesome

by Ryan-TheBritishGuy April 16, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy Turtle

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.

O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.

by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Luck of a Turtle

When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.

A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.

Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!

by mills messsss November 6, 2010


that damn turtle

When you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course

Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!

by Hailey B May 16, 2016


Turtle golf

The art of loosing a golf ball, in a water hazard, while playing for money and miraculously finding it when no one is looking.

No fucking way he got a par!!
He straight Turtle golfโ€™d It!

by Neverlostaballever August 31, 2018