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A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.
I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.
A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
Usually said when there are black people Involved.
Holy shit did a black person just rob that store? WHERE 👮🚨👮🚨
wtf why the frog are you searching that this isnt freaking google or siri or something this is a dictionary, duh.
Person one: *types in Urban Dictionary: where is the nearest supermarket*
Person two: are you fucking retarded this isnt fucking google you piece of shit this is a dictionary
a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula is H2SO4 and is one of the main components of acid rain?
a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?
son : is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
father: Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Now, I beg, please doff me a hat, and go study your high school chemistry comme du monde.