Wife eyes

When a girlfriend has the qualities of a good wife and is capable of wooing a man into commitment.

Dude #1: Hey lets go out drinking.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm going out with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.

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Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

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Wife Beater

A sleeveless t-shirt made for men; however, often worn by women around the house as a dress. Most often it is their partner's shirt, it is seen as attractive by most. Consequently when their partner sees them in this shirt they feel aroused. Which is why it is named the Wife Beater.

I love seeing my girl in my old wife beater.

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Wife Beater

Article of clothing worn by white trash or thugs. Usually has food and beer stains and is two sizes to small.

Chicks dig Wife Beaters at dive bars and Nascar races.

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work-wife

while at his place of employment a man has a less physically apt subordinate employee that is just as needy of his time, resources, and energy as is his wife at home.

a non-sexual relationship where an employee relies on his boss for multiple aspects of assistance while at work and sometimes beyond. often results in physical acts of assistance such as lifting heavy objects, opening tough jar lids, and in lengthy sessions of advice or guidance.

Employee: "Hey Boss, can you separate these parts for me? They're really stuck together, and I can't get them apart."

Boss...loosens parts and hands back to employee: "Here you go."

Other employee: "What's that all about, Boss?"

Boss: "Oh, I have to open things like that all the time for him. It's like he's my work-wife."

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Daughter-wife

when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.

Daniel girl is so stupid she is such a daughter-wife

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buy a wife

one of my favorite insults

chad: 'fuck you- i don't have a stupid name'
chris:'buy a wife, chaz'

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