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Touch Up

The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.

Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.

I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.

by Capt. Scrotal Tuck February 21, 2009

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Northern Touch

The King of da mawfuckin world !!

Da one who runs shit n exposez dem bitch ass wankstaz

by Northern Touch January 5, 2004

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touch fish

To touch a woman's pussy.

She was all over me, so we played touch fish all night.

by tulyhoo November 15, 2015

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Touch of the aut

A smidge of autism. A bit retarded.

Cory just tried to open his soda from the wrong end. I think he has a touch of the aut.

by bobrocks79 November 16, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheese Touch

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.

Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.

by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011

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ipod touch

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.

Iflock
because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch

by what the hells a pseudonym? March 4, 2009

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touch wood

cockney slang for draw blood

"Do not touch wood from that pig"

by Ampuero December 8, 2006

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