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A sort of brain deficiency that occurs when you participate in too much Twitter drama. Causes the Twitter user to become divorced from reality and starts reaching in online discussions in order to virtue signal a made up issue, in turn causing everyone around them to get tired of them when they eventually bring made up issues into real life and threaten peace for everyone else whenever there is a laid back discussion that originally didn't include them and now does because they butted in to let everyone know of how righteous they are.
Person 1: So why was that person arguing with you and trying to dox you because of it?
Person 2: Don't know, they kept saying I'm a privileged male because I'm not into hairy women. They simply have Twitter user syndrome.
People who are easily impressed, if not infatuated, by basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, being nice, etc.
Bare Minimum Twitter be like: He can cook?? Marry him sis there aren't many left!!!
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Basically just the chavs of twitter, mainly white girls age 16-25 tweeting about love island, how badly they want a nandos, or how their boyfriends been shagging some other girl for the past month, they often put "x" at the end of their tweets because they somehow think that its really funny. They pretty much all have insane amounts of fake tan, they're the type of people that think ordering spicy food is a personality trait.
Fiat 500 twitter HQ is Chelmsford, Essex.
"don't care what anyone says😩 i just think airports are bangin like🔥 6am maccies with the girls before ibiza😍 it'd make you want to not even go on holidays and just stay at the airport ❤️" - fiat 500 twitter
"I’m available for a date Friday if anyone wants to take me on one x"
"Convinced boys pretend to like beer x"
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Sometimes shortened to TOM, the Twitter Outrage Mob is a large group of people on social media sites (having originated on Twitter, specifically) that attempt to cancel others by use of harassment, bullying, shaming, and/or otherwise silencing those who merely disagree with their own beliefs that they force upon others. They spread falsified information that easily gains traction online and usually results in the individual or company in which they are pressuring to conform to their beliefs. They are the ones who are largely behind Western Cancel Culture.
These people can usually be identified as being blue-haired, white liberal women who recently graduated college with a degree in either the social sciences and/or gender studies because they have no practical skills that can be applied to the real world. However, there have been cases of effeminate men who reside in California who also play an active role in the Twitter Outrage Mob. They reside inside of an echo chamber and so are not used to hearing people with differing viewpoints. They immediately believe that that non-conforming person is a threat, and thus, must be terminated.
Sarah: Why didn't you respond to my friend request on Twitter last night?
Lucas: The Twitter Outrage Mob spam reported my account several times until I was banned.
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Basic British white girls who tweet about various topics including how they'd kill for a Chinese/McDonalds,boys, hangovers, slug and lettuce and Love Island. For some reason their generic tweets usually reach at least 10k likes.
Easy to spot as their profile picture is usually them posing in their parents' kitchen before a night out.
Fiat 500 Twitter: Omg I love it when my man treats me to a McDonalds x
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Cherry emoji twitter is a group of (mostly) girls who love fashion, hello kitty, bedroom pop, jennifer’s body, and lana del rey. A cherry emoji twitter girl’s uniform is a mini skirt, crop top, and platform shoes. They love the louis vuitton murakami collab, and brandy melville.
Person 1: “Megan is always wearing pleated mini skirts and platform shoes... i bet she’s on cherry emoji twitter”
Person 2: “Yeah, I saw her spotify and it’s full of kim petras and lana del rey”
The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.
Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"
John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"