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Universal Bypass

A good way to skip those annoying ip-loggers and adlf.ly wait times.

- Oh dude you don't have Universal Bypass
- How did you know?
- 81.170.152.57

by Doctor DisDisRespect November 4, 2020


Mumple University

When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao

A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!

by theirhandle May 13, 2019


Queen's University

A university located in Kingston Ontario that will take all your money and leave you ewith nothing but emotional damage and a fuckin expensive ass leather jacket you will never wear after you graduate.

You will start in first year full of hope and optimism but will promptly be crushed by the crippling weight of your own inadequacy and illitercy. Beware frequent police notifications about recently released sexual predators in your community and overpriced bus tickets.

The food is great tho. You better like pub food.

**cough**wuck festern **cough**

Yeah Queen's University Engineering is way better than Queen's Commerce. Sorry it's just facts.

by definitelynotkswizzle March 13, 2022


university of gonzaga

The University that should be known for its academic record and lovely campus. However many will forever know it as the school that you don't take past the round of 32 in every march madness bracket you fill out. Chances are they are the one seed and will bust many brackets of those ignorant people who choose the coolest name or top seeded teams. Lastly Gonzaga should mostly be known as the best University to film a porno no questions asked.

Mate One: Yo mate you know that school that always screws you in your march madness pool.
Mate Two: Yeah you mean the University of Gonzaga. I've learned my lesson and have them loosing early every year.
Mate One (again): Oh Gonzaga, that is where I hit it off big in the porn industry.

by William has a mighty big Pen April 5, 2017


Monmouth University

Community collge with a price tag on it. Modified high school. A school that punishes students that plagiarize with a B instead of an A. A school that gives out A's to prevent girls from crying. A school that will cost you an arm and a leg to go to for a worthless education. Only local rich kids will attend the school. And, no, the sports teams aren't any good. It's not hard to be on the top of a division that consists of reject high school players.

1. He got into Monmouth University with a 900 on his SAT.

2. She went to Monmouth University to recieve training as a bad high school teacher.

by ana hineb September 22, 2005

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Neumann University

A great , small, catholic college with a great D3 athletic program. Everyone there is so nice, welcoming and helpful. Awesome teachers. Hottest girls ever, and really cute boys. Great place to be, 15 minutes away from downtown Philadelphia. Dorm life is awesome!

She is so nice....she must go to Neumann University

Wow, she looks in shape, she must be a Neumann University volleyball player

Cindy, you are so successful...you went to Neumann University right?!

by Knight696969 December 31, 2011

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university of georgia

One of the greatest schools in one of the greatest states in the union. Additionally, it sets the standard in many fields, especially the sports and academic programs. A roll model for all schools, especially those located in the state south of Georgia.

Damn, I got into Florida, but not the University of Georgia. I guess a 1.7 grade point average wasn't good enough for Georgia.

by Kaasmosis February 25, 2007

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