Cock Vampire

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.

"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"

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Vampires Dark Rising

Vampires Dark Rising aka (VDR) Where plays from all over the world to pretend they're vampires. Now VDR is a fighting game, but if you fight a player they will go on "scream" or to their clan and cry about how about how they got killed in a fighting game. This game should be 18, have you seen some of those messages, you could have a fucking wank to some of them.

Also RC are the best clan on VDR.

"Vampires Dark Rising will be the cause of you having no life"

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Vegeterian Vampire

A vampire that drinks the blood of animals and resists the blood of humans, thus leading to say they are vegeterians. <3

*VEGETERIAN VAMPIRES RESIST HUMAN BLOOD

HUMANS
Meat = Carnivore
Vegies = Vegiterian

VAMPIRES
Human Blood = Carnivore
Animal Blood = Vegiterian

(reminder:they dont consume human foods)

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vampire hunters 3

Fuck you. it sucks

vampire hunters 3 fucking sucks

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Vampire Hate Fuck

When you are so angry at a woman that you throw her on the bed on her back, then proceed to dry hump her out of your hatred for her. Then while dry humping her you twist her entire head around on and a half time so her head faces the floor and you continue to dry hump the hell out of her.

When we got in a huge fight because I did not want to go out for Italian food two night in a row it suddenly turned into passion and I threw her on the bed and vampire hate fucked her until she moaned for more.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A cult TV-show (1996-2003). It was probably the start of the vampire-craze which is still ongoing.

The show is not so much about a girl fighting vampires as it is about female empowerment and christianity bashing.

Had an inventive dialogue which, to me, made it fun to watch even though I'm a christian and many villains are symbols of organised religion, such as priests.

The only thing I don't really like is the character Angel, who doesn't develop a well-rounded personality until three seasons in and then disappears from the show into the spin-off "Angel" where he quickly loses said personality and becomes a stereotype superhero á la Swartzenegger.

Caleb is one of the evil priests in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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Jesus Vampire movie

A type of movie that can be set in any time period and has Jesus as a character who plays a vampire hunter.

Did you see that Jesus vampire movie "Jesus vs. the son of Dracula"?

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