When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.
1. Something highly unstable, made to break, hopeless. Something held together merely by hopes and dreams.
2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.
b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.
c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.
2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!
b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
A style of hanging lifeless breast tissue often on display at ancient hippy gatherings. Also seen in certain tribal women.
Hey Zajonce - look at that chicks vegan pancakes!
Z: I'd rather not - they are hanging like week old balloons.
A classic maneuver practiced by the wise to redeem themselves after being forsaken by the gods for their left handed attempts to rise to the sun.
I’ll make you vegan-rendang-curry when you’re back!
The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"
"It's that Vegan shit again!"
"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"
A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.
Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”
When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!