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from behind, a man inserts his spam javelin into the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.
the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.
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A masturbation session performed at night before sleeping.
Mom walked into her 14 year old boys room, only to find him in his tighty whities, looking at nudy playboy pictures on the computer. That is when she knew he had been midnight wanking.
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when ones wanking a hard cock and shouting at the top of ones voice or generally being noisy
scott fisher: 'I am wanking my hard cock right now. I want to have a noisy wank but I don't want to wake luke up.'
nat: 'ok you noisy wanker just have a quiet one'
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Having a sly J Arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. If in bed with your sleeping partner, a cock-sock is most oftem employed.
Had a stealth-wank last night because I couldn't sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and I was in sleepsville within seconds.
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A phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a sexual act on you or otherwise go away or fuck off.
Jonno: Hi can i sit here?
Tom: Wank Me..
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masturbating while wearing a condom for cleanup efficiency.
Hey mate, why don't you go have a conny wank
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The use of the snapshot function on Skype to take pictures of your girlfriend/boyfriend for masturbation material
Ali-Have you and your bird just been having Skype sex?
Glen-Nope she's busy so I had a snapshot wank instead
Ali-Fair play mate
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