"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die"

One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!

DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".

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pk is die la?

wheres the apk?

wtfpwned hehe :)

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The Authority | Die Authorität

The Authority | Die Authorität is a historical government that is lead by the Keitel family and the Authority is the most powerful nation on discord with the most powerful military ever.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism and The Authority Heil Keitel!

The Authority | Die Authorität is a historical government that is lead by the Keitel family and the Authority is the most powerful nation on discord with the most powerful military ever.

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ficken wie die hasen

German expression that means F*** like the bunnies.

Do you want to ficken wie die hasen?

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haha yes, die trash

The most cutest thing baby yoda with subtitles ever said.

Mandalorian: Snipes something
Baby Yoda: haha yes, die trash

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get rich or die tryin

In my opinion a very good movie. It shows the life and times of 50 cent through all his struggle. It is worth seeing unlike all the haters are saying just because they dont like 50 cent or eminem or all the drugs and violence in the movie.

Dave: did u see Get Rich or Die Tryin
John: Yea that movie rocked my socks

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Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

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