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A man that tries to do anything to get with a woman, even if she gives him no attention back.
Usually, he will compliment anything about her.
Jad Harb is a simp because he keeps complimenting Jessica's shoes.
Jad Harb ditched the boys to go out with Jessica and her sister.
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an acronym for the famous american cartoon phineas and ferb’s hit song squirrels in my pants
chad 1: you know what my favorite song is?
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!
chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp
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An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.
Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.
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A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.
Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
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It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
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Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy
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Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat
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