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When you see a sleeping cat, walk close to it and put your face in its soft fluffy fur.
Oh man, why would she always have to get catfaced with my cats?!
When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven
Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex
When one gets blocked in a game of basketball, while he/she was shooting
Billy shoots the ball.
Andrew Blocks him.
Get stewed!!!! - Andrew
basket ball stewed blocked stuffed
When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing
Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled
You give the person who's annoying you or someone you really hate two option
1. They fuck off meaning they get far away as possible from you
2. You beat the living shit out of them
Bitch: Ey can I check your notebook, I just wanna see your answers for example
(See bitch here is trying to copy off your friend who is very nice and won't say no, Bitch here is trying to be smooth saying they'll only check it for reference when they are clearly trying to copy off it)
Y/N: Sorry bud, no can do you either fuck off or get fucked
Bitch: Dayum okay
A saying regarding the 2007 Need For Speed game Pro Street, where the player has to finish the Nevada highway speed challenge, but get totaled in the process. Or see another racer get totaled
"Ryo Watanabe is the showdown king"
(Gets totaled)
Me: haha get Nevada'd boi!
A list of things you are certain you will obtain in the future.
Just added solar eclipse to my getlist! Will for sure experience this spectacle in the future.
Just added solar eclipse to my getlist! Will for sure experience this spectacle in the future.
Just added solar eclipse to my get list! Will for sure experience this spectacle in the future.