One money

A popular phrase on craigslist or Facebook market in which someone seeks multiple items together as one as opposed to selling them separate. Or people are just stupid.

Two batteries both one money

Rollin' on the one

Driving slowly so that the needle on your car's tachometer is pointing to the one--or your engine is only doing about 1,000 revs or less. This is usually done in front of a club or party in order to floss your ride and/or stereo system.

Did you see Skip's new whip?
Yeah, he came by the front of the club rollin' on the one so everybody could peep it.

That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing

So one time i tought deeply about That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing so i really tought but i forgot about what he did, so i went to the supermarket to buy local syrian produce. Sadly i didint find anything remotely resembling opposingfork heritage so i think fork did a thing but i cant really remember what he did.

Player 1: half life is crazy u gotta try it!
Dako: That One Time When Opposingfork Did A Thing
Player 2: interesting take on an alternate history dakor maybe you can elaborate on opposingfork's agricultural policies during that time

THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND

You know the move jotaro uses>

Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!

bunging one on

Going out with the intention of having a huge one

Danny: “What are you fellas up to tonight?”
Martin: “We just ripped down to the bottle-o and grabbed a couple cartons of jack and some nose beers and we are fucking ‘bunging one on’”

one ball deep

One ball deep, a moment in hardcore intercourse where your scrotum/ballsack/magicfloaty bits become hard like a rhinos skin an the smaller testicle slides in the gash of glory...

Julian: come on guys am nearly one ball deep.
Noel : I only answer to swampy .

dunk me one

to go get you some.
dip in the honey jar

Im finna go to this girl/guy house and "dunk me one".