V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head
#1: yeah me and my girl split up
#2: What why you two wee so good together
#1: She turned out to be a V bag.
#2: man tough break
V-bagging is when a mysterious and surprising vagina appears on your face while asleep. Some V-bags are so sneaky, you will not know of it until you receive a random text of a photo while nursing your next-day-hangover.
"Dave's snoring is so bad that if I am ever going to get some beauty sleep, I must V-bag him in order to stop it!"
Jack a guy off into a condom, tie it up into a nice little package, pop that into his arse, and send him off with a pat on the bottom.
My date last night was fantastic, and I even got to take home a reverse doggy bagging!
someone who is constantly bitching about something; derived from the language Jag
"Quite being a damn rig bag all the time you little douche."
A pregnant woman that is carrying your baby.
Jimmy can't go to the party tonight because he has plans to stay at home with his spawn bag and watch batchlorette on TV.
Jimmy won't be going to Larry's party tonight because he's going to be home watching the batchlorette with his spawn bag.
A common hospital phrase that involves transporting an intubated patient from one area to another.
Sorry Bob, that fleet enema in slot 18 will have to wait. Jerry and I are going on a bag and drag up to the ICU with that fat fuck in the observation unit.