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How are you know (Rate one two ten)?
I passed by one two ten street to get to five street.
When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .
Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.
I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.
Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.
That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.
Women's underwear/bikini bottoms that are so small they could only cover one lip.
These bottoms are so small they’re literally one lippers
An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.
Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!