Look at the tomatoes on that one

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.

Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.

Cackles the Sicilian-American friend.

One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

One minute Relationship

A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)

Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship

One Without

Australian for a Bunnings BBQ sausage sizzle. Where you get 1 sausage sanga without onions.

Hi, I'd like one without please.

You the one with all the money

You ain’t worth a damn cent

Girl:Let me get some money for my hair!
Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money

name one good thing bout todorakis

The act of asking about naming a good thing about a beta, usually with a response similar to " I-I-I-I-Can't!"

Guy 1: name one good thing bout todorakis
Guy 2: Uhh, I-I-I-I-Can't!

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."